I saw this over on “Mels Backyard” & just had to pass it on!
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her,
So, if you give her crap,
you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.
I’d like to think it was written by a “well seasoned” husband
What are your plans for the weekend?